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America THIS is Why Europe and the World is prepared to throw you Under the Bus

You elected a moron to be your President! A fook-wet. A TV reality bit part who likes walking out of staged clouds!

This morning President Mindless Moron - the man without a compos mentis brain - now threatens the United Kingdom and the European Union …

Release your diesel stockpiles NOW to ease our shortages at our pumps before our Midterms.

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Last night President Demented Moron announced that at the forthcoming NATO Summit the following Nations are excluded because President Bell-End has been offended by them:

• United Kingdom - a Nuclear Power

• France - a Nuclear Power

• The Baltic States
  
  

Americans! You are a lost cause. You’ve had your day.

Your brainless commander-in-chief - Natalie darling I need my arsehole wiped again honey - has threatened to cut off diesel exports to the United Kingdom and the European Union.

This is the same fook-wet who, as the 45th, poncing into a NATO conference, when informed that the United Kingdom was a nuclear power - wait for it… … … …

What? The UK has a nuclear bomb? Why wasn’t I told this?!?!?!?!!!!

The room went silent. Not with shock. No. But with a collective ‘my god, it’s true. This jerk hasn’t got a clue. We’ll just humour him.’

Hey, President Messy Pants - we’ve had a nuclear bomb since 1958 you piece of muck.

And you Americans elected him in again, this time a convicted felon, and with a thumping great majority.

Hey, Trumpo… … … …

HMS Trump. Your beloved Bell? Yeah… that’s right… that Bell, Kingo gave you. We don’t see that bell as you do. To us, it means “bell-end” … your poop wiper will know all about bell-ends.

You literally are a bell-end. And you’ve cast a bell-end spell over 390 million American bell-ends.

For God’s Sake America - get rid of this criminal. Just for once in your GOD-DAMNED lives as a nation, do something right.

You want our diesel, all of ya??

Piss off!!

You’re a bunch of has-beens. You voted in twice a man who is Putin’s puppet and moreover has been for twenty years.

On yer bike!

The sooner your country falls apart at the seams the better.

You are no ally to be trusted.

Comedy Skit - a sort of Basil Fawlty Reaction!!!

To my many American friends, have no fear. I’ve written this in the language that the man you have twice put into the White House might understand it. In the language that MAGA can cope with… at a push. Tho’ on that last point watching them all this last week, I do have very serious doubts.

I think it’s fair to say that the reaction overnight in European and Canadian Capitals is… of dear. I think that the 47th might have just gone ten steps too far and then stepped on banana skin…