Use My Mugshot, or Else!
Journal
The Rule of Law
Part I
My old English law dictionary that saw me through all of my law examinations and degree in the 1980s defines the rule of law, thus:
Forty-seven years on, it remains our Standard with only one slight emendation, namely, that today in the United Kingdom it would read ‘(except the King)’.
This is the bedrock upon which parliamentary democracy is founded. And it was not achieved simply by legislation. long, long before 1776, men fought in these islands to establish the rule of law, to separate parliament from the Crown and to ensure that pariament had the final word, not the monarch. This achievement was a thousand years in the making.
Part II
The Judges
I now move forward, from 1989 (the year in which I received my first of thirty annual practising certificates), to almost half a century. It is 2023. For this part, let’s pop across the Pond to the Land of the Free and the Not So Free.
Of the role of the Judiciary I read thus:
Part III
I have long held Miles Taylor in high regard in light of his frequent appearances on the BBC News program that airs nightly as Context… the World in Context… where the BBC chief presenter Christian Fraser discusses matters of international concern and in which British (and world audiences) can look in on the United States of America in real-time. And it is refreshing to hear the views of politicians and lawyers and scientists and the military - of all political persuasions from all the participating countries. Here, is a balanced America.
In my early days, I was sceptical about anyone who worked for the Trump Administration.
Following the blatant attempt to overthrow the elected government on January 6, 2021 and the 45th President’s openly lethargic reaction to its suppression, left me in no doubt that Trump, Bannon et al were doing the very things Stephen Kevin Bannon had boasted of openly in an interview with the BBC. All I could think at the time was…
‘This is like tuning into Goebbels before 1939. God Almighty! So this is the stuff my grandparents listened to, the stuff that frightened my parents as children and teenagers out of their wits’.
Part IV
How strange! The most humiliating action against any person - and I speak as a retired police officer as well as a junior lawyer - was that moment when people who were being charged with serious offences were asked to stand on the spot, look at the camera, not to move, not to blink, and then on the second frame, to turn sideways on the spot for the profile frame.
I have never heard of someone relishing the ‘mugshot’ and then making money out of the mugshot.
But what is more worrying to me, is that in a sizeable number of the homes of some seventy million American citizens who see Trump as the answer, that mughsot will now be framed. For silent supporters, it will be a carrfully treated hidden ‘favourite bookmarker’. Visitors will sometimes be expected to drink their coffee from the family’s prized mugshot mug set. T-Shirts and towels abound with the mugshot. If Agatha Christie had tried writing this into one of her plots, it would have been the undoing of all her work. But then I recall, too, that not everyone in Great Britain in 1939 saw anything wrong in Adolf Hitler. Fine. I suspect a few of them were not alive to see Christmas 1940 because of what Adolf had by then gotten up to.
In Germany, if a home did not bear a framed portrait of der Führer, then that home was in for trouble.
Americans, beware. The wolf is at the door, prowling around like a hungry, roaring lion, seeking whom it may devour.
In English Law and in American Law we have the common latin expression Caveat Emptor ~ Let the Buyer beware. We have also SUFFRAGATOR Cave ~ Let the Voter beware.
Part V
A Skit
by
Kenneth Thomas Webb
The guard yawned.
That is NOT my mugshot. Gimmee my mugshot mug. I wanna have my coffee NOW you dum-fuck!
The guard eyed him thoughtfully.
Donald, Donald. Calm down, calm down! (gesturing with outstretched arms as if attempting to show his infant son how he would ‘take-off’ like a bird).
You’ll give yourself a heart attack. Now go back to your bed.
But take down that thing! That is NOT me.
To me though, Trumpo, it is. Now walk back quetly, and for Pete’s sake, will you stop farting every other step.
You’re worse than my kids! And the eldest is only five!
Goodnight, Donald.
The guard watched the Quiffe slouch back along to Cell 2020.
He entered.
The guard pressed the switch.
Cell 2020 slowly sealed off to the outside world again as the bars silently closed the doorway til roll-call.
I know that not every American sees we have anything to worry about in the event that the Next Trump and MAGA get into the White House. History, though, reminds me that that is precisely what the German People decided in 1933 when they let Adolf Hitler have the keys to the Chancellory and Reichstag. Twelve years later, both were in ruins, and a greater part of the 1933 German civilian population were dead.
28 August 2023
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© 2023 Kenneth Thomas Webb
Ken Webb is a writer and proofreader. His website, kennwebb.com, showcases his work as a writer, blogger and podcaster, resting on his successive careers as a police officer, progressing to a junior lawyer in succession and trusts as a Fellow of the Institute of Legal Executives, a retired officer with the Royal Air Force Volunteer Reserve, and latterly, for three years, the owner and editor of two lifestyle magazines in Liverpool.
He also just handed over a successful two year chairmanship in Gloucestershire with Cheltenham Regency Probus.
Pandemic aside, he spends his time equally between his city, Liverpool, and the county of his birth, Gloucestershire.
In this fast-paced present age, proof-reading is essential. And this skill also occasionally leads to copy-editing writers’ manuscripts for submission to publishers and also student and post graduate dissertations.