The Four Seasons Chapter Seven ~ Winter's Spiteful Arrival
Following Winter’s Premature Arrival and Grace of Summer and Autumn seeing her off, Winter now returns, intent on revenge … and we have the first hint that Winter is the dominant Season … of which more, later …
The Four Seasons
Part VIII
Blackpool
La Fontana Italian Restaurant
7 January 2010
In her iced-viced hold
her calling card,
Winter rejoiced in the chaos
wrought,
feeding upon the Wing
leaving the torsos
feathers, tendrils
in her wake
Rain would freeze
then, with precision,
Cruel winds she blows
from the Steppes of Russia
in a rearguard action
She lays a Muscovite
carpet of whiteness
leaving little ones gaping,
jumping for joy,
then tumbling and crying,
rubbing it better,
then getting up for more.
A million snowmen
and pyjama-ed little children,
in a million imaginations with
snowmen in the skies.
*
Winter smiles
a cruel and icy stare,
… a pause …
snow on ice and rain …
She lays a layer, third,
a deathly carpet now,
watches, waits,
true sniper style
in a high rise building
picking off her targets
when they least expect
their ending.
Crash, bang, thwack,
Smash, thud, crack.
Crumpled wings
and bashed-up bonnets …
It’s your fault!
What do you mean you silly cow?
You were going too fast
and came out of a side street!
No! I braked. I couldn’t stop!
Metal on metal
tail-lights splintering
as car number three
joins the melee.
Oh fokking hell!
Broken backs
And for good measure,
there must surely be a death or two!
*
Night falls
Winter recalls
19 Warton Street
Grace and Autumn
and that stupid lawyer
locking her in …
‘premature’ be damned!
Now I’m back!
Icy fingers strumm
her gartered thigh
It’s play-time!
*
She turns her mind
to cold and heater-less
old-age-pensioner terraces,
searching for darkened bedrooms,
especially her desire!
Ah! Is that a night light flickering?
… the Warton Streets
… the Windsor Streets
… all are the same!
Her icy entrance down the chimney
another, through the tiniest gap
in the rattling window frame
Another unsuspecting household
Passing swiftly across the bed
and through the icy sheets,
Winter squeezes the tiny flame of life
with fingered ice
as another life slips beneath the sheet
and a soul departs the bed
*
She clasps Her hands
in priestly fashion,
victorious
Oh! I must watch the Finale
Now where is that fool?
Oh, yes! Park Street
I recall.
The following morning
She visits tiny solicitors’ offices
noting their grey solemnity with
genuine satisfaction.
Another case,
another death,
another probate …
and hears with glee that man’s voice
Dam it!
I have the will here ready
for execution.
Sorry Ken, I had her booked in
for Thursday.
Thanks Karen.
It can’t be helped.
Winter caught us out this week
I’ll call the family back.
The boss is waiting for me in the boardroom.
I don’t know.
The seventh in two days. . . !
Open the file please for Marjorie.
He pauses, reflects, momentarily
a sense of defeat …
Such a lovely lady.
Winter giggles
You may have missed executing the Will
but I went one better and executed the Life!
Winter hangs around
Goodness, it’s cold in this room this morning!
And scores a victory as the
Ken makes that fateful call … …
A shocked, stunned, quavering voice
on the end of his latest iPhone,
an ‘Elder Grandson’ wondering how
to break the news to Mum… …
Ken collects his notes
his coffee
and heads downstairs
… the boardroom light already on
the boss is waiting …
*
Winter reigns supreme.
Defiant.
Gleeful.
She rebukes the Sun
flashing Her incandescent eyes.
Go on my love
Entice them out!
I dare you!!
Let the stalactites hang down
like discarded party dresses,
Let the stalagmites grow.
Let icicles drip from rafters
and watch my quarry
head over heels,
go the garden path,
head-first!
Ten down on one spot
in one hour in Kirkham town centre!
They never learn!
These silly, silly people!!
Steep gradients, impassable
Town councillors,
Bookshop owners and solicitors,
Tradesmen and business-people
marshalling their forces
and dividing the grit …
and little old ladies,
for what it’s worth,
sprinkling their precious table salt
on doorsteps …
that wartime feeling
of camaderie …
‘we’re in this together’
such comments lost upon a
generation whose only concern
is their warm fat bums, play stations
and the yearned for day off school …
Dad! This bloody heated-seat
is still not heating up!
Oh shut up! For Christ’s sake.
And mind your language!
Think what your
brother’s going through!!
That’s blasphemy.
I’m telling mum;
and at least it’s bloody sunny in Afghanistan!
And dad just gives up,
goes silent
and is glad when roly-poly-pudding-n-pie
finally vacates at the college gates.
*
Winter sweeps across the south coast,
then turns again north …
Seize the rail lines
banish buses
derail trains
close down airports
Oh yes – what fun this is
What devastation I bring!
Autumn may flash her
bright red hair
and catch the embrace of Grace
but I'M The ONE
who has the last laugh!
I'M The ONE
who wreaks havoc
I’M The ONE
who hides behind that idiotic phrase
‘an act of god.’
*
A silly phrase, you say,
…an act of GOD?
Yes, I’M Winter.
Yes indeed you are.
And I AM The Angel of The LORD!
Do you dare to question Me?
Do you not realise To Whom I report?
Have you not forgotten that earlier occasion
when, from the confines of a boat,
HE stood and rebuked you, and, it is reported,
that the winds and the rains were quieted
for They knew WHO It Was
WHO addressed Them?!
I carry that Authority.
It is HE To WHOM I answer.
You would do well to remember!
By all means speak
but remember too
you are
but the Elements
cast to do the bidding
of those He placed
in Spiritual Authority.
So continue, I pray,
for I have homes to visit
peace and comfort
to deliver this night
… and We …
forbid any of you
to cast aside our work.
Yes my lord.
But I am Winter
I am glacial
I close down piers
I make them lethal.
I sink a ship
I down an aircraft
I freeze the points
and render networks useless
I even go deep beneath the seabed,
my new terrain,
and brake asunder
those arrogant tunnels
I go away when I decree,
and not before.
… an icy cackle …
Haha …
I caught them out
when they least expected!
They thought I’d retreated
far to the Northern Lights
but I rounded on them
greeting early morning
in Blackpool Centre
all tightless, white
gargantuan thighs
or stickleback spindly legs;
silly youths with
barely none
or no T shirt on
in minus four
and freezing pecs!
Drunken girlfriends
flaunting their knickers
like holiday bunting,
shouting at Taxis
waving shoes in the air
to hail a driver,
then slamming down
slipping and slithering around
on my wall-to-wall
lethal-fitted-carpet
lain not hours before
as they lost the plot
on the nightclub dance floor!
***
1 February 2021
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